Third of July

I would like to pitch a new holiday. It is...

...Winner's Day!

So basically we get all excited on the Third, shoot off violent fireworks and mock the British!

Here are the proposed traditions:
We all speak with British accents;
We have tea;
We eat cakes that look like the Union Jack;
We have the annual, "See who can make the biggest fool of themself," contest;
We play games like cricket and croquet;
We have fish and chips;
We do other things, just for fun :-)

I'm kidding. I really don't mean that much disrespect to the British, but it would be fun to act all pwoper for a day, just for kicks :-)

Happy Winner's Day y'all!